Koridor Utara

Kat sini, gaji ikut private..
Boss Besar (CO) angkat RM35k/bulan
Boss Kecik Sikit(SVP) angkat RM20-25k/bulan
Boss Sedang-Sedang (VP) angkat RM15-17k/bulan
Boss Paling Dhaif (M)ambik RM6-8k/bulan
Khadam-khadam dapat tempias RM2-5k/bulan

Fuiyoo..!!
Gaji ikut privatelah...!

Tapi prosedur ikut gomen 100%

Kalo kalian rajin bagitaulah orang besar negara agar kalo diaorg mau buat kerja ikut gomen, gaji pun ikut gomenlah..
Kalau mau gaji besar dan drive BMW, kerje pun kenelah outstanding..

Koridor nih diilham Pak Lah untuk tolong orang susah...
Andai kita teliti objektifnya.. nak naikkan pendapatan petani..
So far, setelah hampir setahun beroperasi, aku cuma nampak mereka berjaya menaikkan taraf pendapatan mereka sahaja..

Porahhhlahh Boss...!!
Gua kencing kubur lu bila lu mampos kelak...!
Lu jgn cakaplah Malaysia tertinggal dengan Thailand lagi.. Lu lah penyumbangnya..!

Layan II

I'm Yours lyrics

Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
and now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my bestest
Nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon its again my turn to win some or learn some

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love
Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
we´re just one big family
It's your God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love love

So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and I laughed
I guess what I'm saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanity and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Our name is our virtue

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

Well no no, well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment come and dance with me
ah, la one big family ([2nd time:] ah, la happy family)
It's your God-forsaken right to be loved love love love

I won't hesitate no more
Oh no more no more no more
It's your God-forsaken right to be loved, I'm sure
Theres no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

No I won't hesitate no more, no more
This cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours, I'm yours

Meeting With UPEN

Masuk gomen, kene belajar berhemah..
Jika dlm private kena establish PR, dlm gomen kena bodek..
Mulakan cakap dengan hormat pada pengerusi (biarpun pengerusi tak hurmat org len)..
Iyakan aja cakap-cakap Tuan Pengerusi biarpun dia bodoh-bodohkan kita...
Sebagai org lama, Tuan Pengerusi akan cuba manupulasi kepentingan dia...
Kita iyakan ajalah..
Majlis bersurai bila tuan Pengerusi nak kena pi tengok bini beranak..

Hampeh..!

MC

Aku mana de reti MC-MC nih...
Selama aku hidup, ni ler 1st time aku MC.. hehe

Lain kali aku takmau da tidoq lewat..!

Kerajaan Tak Boleh..!

Dulu zaman Tun, Malaysia sibuk dengan slogan Malaysia Boleh!
Dari berenang Selat Inggeris, kita panjat gunung Everest..!

Tapi bila bertani, kita kata tak Boleh pulak..
Ini tak boleh! itu Tak Boleh!
Alasannya Prosedur?
Sapa yang buat prosedur tu?

Aku fikir jika Israel ikut prosedur, tentu dia tak dapat bumi Palastin..
Israel tak ikut prosedur, dia dah ade teknologi nuklear..

tapi kita masih mau ikat tangan dengan prosedur hatta dalam bertani dan membantu orang miskin bertani..

Hampehlah pemikiran kakitangan kerajaan yang macamni...!
Aku maki dan sumpah laknat la atas kejahilan hampa..

Tak Boleh tu cuma pasal memang kakitangan dungu yang cuba cari alasan supaya tak membolehkan aja..
Kalau dia usaha, tentu boleh..

Angin betul aku..

Raya

Aku fikir baik jugak cuba bawak Adam sembahyang Raya
Lepas siap berbaju.. terus grak ke masjid


abis je sembahyang, Adam terus sembahzzz...

Bertuah punya anak.. hehe