Tadi aku tertengok la rancangan 999
Pengacara Zakiah Anas tu...
tapi ni kisah polis jadi balachi along.. hahaha..
Ketua balai mana ntah kena buang sticker along..
Kesian kat polis..
Mana pak meteri yg dok bising masa lobi suruh register pre-paid phone tuh..
Kononnya register no tu nanti senang la nak trace along..
So..? bukan tak leh trace kot... hehe
Wayang sungguh..
Friday, July 31, 2009
PuspaKoman
Sebelum tu 5 sekeluarga mati dalam kenari..
dan juga 5 sekeluarga remuk dalam wira..
semuanya angkara kenderaan berat (treler..)
apajadahnya ada Puspakom..
tukar je lah namanya jadi Puspa Koman..
Monday, July 27, 2009
Global Warming
WASHINGTON - Gambar yang baru ditarik balik daripada kategori rahsia menunjukkan kesan teruk akibat pemanasan cuaca global di Alaska, Amerika Syarikat (AS), lapor sebuah akhbar semalam.
Imej satelit itu yang disiarkan pada minggu lalu oleh tentera AS menunjukkan sejumlah kawasan ais hilang di Laut Chukchi. Lapor Kosmo disini
Ermm..
Duda Janggal
Akhil janggal hidup solo
"Saya juga harus akui bahawa ada juga berasa sedikit janggal sejak kembali solo ini biarpun selama ini pun saya banyak bermusafir atas nama dakwah yang saya perjuangkan," demikian kata Akhil yang membuka bicaranya pada malam itu". Klik sini
Cheh..! Porrah..!
Padahal dia lagi suka solo... hehe..
Nanti rating Cafe' akan naik lagi kan..
"Saya juga harus akui bahawa ada juga berasa sedikit janggal sejak kembali solo ini biarpun selama ini pun saya banyak bermusafir atas nama dakwah yang saya perjuangkan," demikian kata Akhil yang membuka bicaranya pada malam itu". Klik sini
Cheh..! Porrah..!
Padahal dia lagi suka solo... hehe..
Nanti rating Cafe' akan naik lagi kan..
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Nama Anak Rita Rudaini
Depa boh nama Airit?
Bunyi mcm *urit kan.. hehe
Compare..
Airit Rayyan Rizki Bin Aidil Zakuan
(Nama penuh dia)
No 8, Jln Prima Saujana 1/2B, Kajang
(Alamat aku)
Perghhh.. Samo panjang.
Tensen oo isi borang nnt... hehehe
Bunyi mcm *urit kan.. hehe
Compare..
Airit Rayyan Rizki Bin Aidil Zakuan
(Nama penuh dia)
No 8, Jln Prima Saujana 1/2B, Kajang
(Alamat aku)
Perghhh.. Samo panjang.
Tensen oo isi borang nnt... hehehe
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
PM:MU
Post mortem: Manek Urai
Tokey Ikan menang nyawa-nyawa ikan, claim BN.
Sat noo..
PAS: 5347 manakala
BN: 5283
Last GE, PAS kutip 5746 undi..
So, 5347-5746 = -ve 399 undi ja...
Hardcore PAS maintain sokong PAS..
Yang dapat duit kopi, undi BN..
Jumlah pengundi 12,000
Dulu % keluar ngundi 70% ++ je
Yg kecik ni sampai 87.3%.. hehe
Tambahan 15% atau 1800 undi ooo..
Memang la boleh reduce majoriti
Bagi aku startegi BN berjaya lah..
No 1, kasi hari kerja.. hopefully org PAS jauh x balik mengundi pasal ambil jalan mudah.
No 2, tingkatkan jumlah keluar mengundi. BN akan sedaya upaya bawa balik pengundi luar. Tengok saja usaha membayar kos balik sebanyak RM300 oleh BN.
Hasilnya, majoriti PAS merosot dan boleh lah depa jual minyak pada DS Najib..
Tapi, PM pun ngok jugak matematik..
Depa sembunyi fakta camni pun PM dok percaya.. haha
Tokey Ikan menang nyawa-nyawa ikan, claim BN.
Sat noo..
PAS: 5347 manakala
BN: 5283
Last GE, PAS kutip 5746 undi..
So, 5347-5746 = -ve 399 undi ja...
Hardcore PAS maintain sokong PAS..
Yang dapat duit kopi, undi BN..
Jumlah pengundi 12,000
Dulu % keluar ngundi 70% ++ je
Yg kecik ni sampai 87.3%.. hehe
Tambahan 15% atau 1800 undi ooo..
Memang la boleh reduce majoriti
Bagi aku startegi BN berjaya lah..
No 1, kasi hari kerja.. hopefully org PAS jauh x balik mengundi pasal ambil jalan mudah.
No 2, tingkatkan jumlah keluar mengundi. BN akan sedaya upaya bawa balik pengundi luar. Tengok saja usaha membayar kos balik sebanyak RM300 oleh BN.
Hasilnya, majoriti PAS merosot dan boleh lah depa jual minyak pada DS Najib..
Tapi, PM pun ngok jugak matematik..
Depa sembunyi fakta camni pun PM dok percaya.. haha
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
H1N1 is ‘unstoppable’ (WHO)
Scientists work on developing the H1N1 vaccine inside a Bio-safety Level 3 (BSL-3) lab at Sillapakorn University on the outskirts of Bangkok July 12, 2009. — Reuters
WASHINGTON, July 14 — Saying the new H1N1 virus is “unstoppable”, the World Health Organisation gave drug makers a full go-ahead to manufacture vaccines against the pandemic influenza strain yesterday and said healthcare workers should be the first to get one.
Camno Jang..?
Monday, July 13, 2009
Diskaun Tol
80 kali guna smart tag atau touch & go baru dapat diskaun 20%..
80 kali Plus untung, baru sekali kita kononnya untung 20% (walhal Plus masih untung ni)..
hehe.. tapi ramai jugak yang suka..
kalau aku, bagus lah kasi 20% tu..
eloknya, semua org diberi.. baru semua merasa..
imagine.. nak kene travel 80 kali..
katalah kerja 26 hari x 2 kali = 52 kali.. banyak dah kan..
tapi belum layak..
kene pusing cari lagi satu tol booth.. hahaha
apa punya justification la 80 kali ni..?
80 kali Plus untung, baru sekali kita kononnya untung 20% (walhal Plus masih untung ni)..
hehe.. tapi ramai jugak yang suka..
kalau aku, bagus lah kasi 20% tu..
eloknya, semua org diberi.. baru semua merasa..
imagine.. nak kene travel 80 kali..
katalah kerja 26 hari x 2 kali = 52 kali.. banyak dah kan..
tapi belum layak..
kene pusing cari lagi satu tol booth.. hahaha
apa punya justification la 80 kali ni..?
Wednesday, July 08, 2009
Stimulus Package (Agri Training)
Dear All,
Should you guys have any proposal regarding Agri Training, and intended to collaborate with NCIA. Here's the guidelines;
Criteria for Programs in Collaboration with NCIA – Stimulus Package
Your programs should fall under one of the three training programs listed below:
a) Pre-employment Training
• Targets fresh graduates from institutes of higher learning;
• Focus is to expose them to the industry and the necessary skills required; and
• Training must contain at least 70% hands-on-training and 30% theory.
b) Skill Upgrading and Re-skilling
• Targets the current workforce;
• Improve skills and technical know-how; and
• Objective is to increase productivity, upgrade skills, retrain retrenched workers and/or, train workers from other industries.
c) Entrepreneurship Training
• Targets budding entrepreneurs from SME; and
• Provide support to launch a new enterprise.
The basic criteria set out below aim to assist the drafting of your proposals before submission to NCIA, within the ambit of the Stimulus Package. Whilst each employer should customize the programs in each of their proposals to serve their relevant needs, there are other factors that will determine the viability and feasibility of the said program during the evaluation stage. It should contain amongst other things:
i. Total number of employees involved in the program
• Explain the selection criteria of employees
• Explain the procedures involved
• Justify the need for the number of employees
ii. Duration of the program
• The training involved must be no shorter than a month and no longer than 12 months.
iii. Information on Training Provider and syllabus content (if any)
• Justify the choice of training program
• Information on the Training Provider (Compulsory)
• The qualification / certification, course material, course outline
• As for the approved list of private training providers, requirement set by EPU is that the private institution must be of credible stature, i.e good track record, registered with MoHE or JPK training providers etc.
• For public or government training providers (No issue)
iv. Commitment towards absorbing the employees
• This is fundamental on the employer’s part to commit an assurance that at least 80% of the workforce identified in their proposal will be absorbed as employees upon successful completion of their program to justify the financial assistance from NCIA.
v. Reporting Structure
• From implementation until the completion of the program, there must be a progress and monitoring reporting structure to NCIA;
• Also to provide feedback to NCIA, if any;
• Minimum scheduled report must be on a monthly basis; and
• Must be in writing.
vi. Total breakdown of costs and allowances
• Cost estimates must cover any training fees, accommodation, allowances for the whole duration of the program.
In order to save time in the evaluation stage, it would be worthwhile to be as comprehensive in detail as possible in your submission of proposal.
Should you guys have any proposal regarding Agri Training, and intended to collaborate with NCIA. Here's the guidelines;
Criteria for Programs in Collaboration with NCIA – Stimulus Package
Your programs should fall under one of the three training programs listed below:
a) Pre-employment Training
• Targets fresh graduates from institutes of higher learning;
• Focus is to expose them to the industry and the necessary skills required; and
• Training must contain at least 70% hands-on-training and 30% theory.
b) Skill Upgrading and Re-skilling
• Targets the current workforce;
• Improve skills and technical know-how; and
• Objective is to increase productivity, upgrade skills, retrain retrenched workers and/or, train workers from other industries.
c) Entrepreneurship Training
• Targets budding entrepreneurs from SME; and
• Provide support to launch a new enterprise.
The basic criteria set out below aim to assist the drafting of your proposals before submission to NCIA, within the ambit of the Stimulus Package. Whilst each employer should customize the programs in each of their proposals to serve their relevant needs, there are other factors that will determine the viability and feasibility of the said program during the evaluation stage. It should contain amongst other things:
i. Total number of employees involved in the program
• Explain the selection criteria of employees
• Explain the procedures involved
• Justify the need for the number of employees
ii. Duration of the program
• The training involved must be no shorter than a month and no longer than 12 months.
iii. Information on Training Provider and syllabus content (if any)
• Justify the choice of training program
• Information on the Training Provider (Compulsory)
• The qualification / certification, course material, course outline
• As for the approved list of private training providers, requirement set by EPU is that the private institution must be of credible stature, i.e good track record, registered with MoHE or JPK training providers etc.
• For public or government training providers (No issue)
iv. Commitment towards absorbing the employees
• This is fundamental on the employer’s part to commit an assurance that at least 80% of the workforce identified in their proposal will be absorbed as employees upon successful completion of their program to justify the financial assistance from NCIA.
v. Reporting Structure
• From implementation until the completion of the program, there must be a progress and monitoring reporting structure to NCIA;
• Also to provide feedback to NCIA, if any;
• Minimum scheduled report must be on a monthly basis; and
• Must be in writing.
vi. Total breakdown of costs and allowances
• Cost estimates must cover any training fees, accommodation, allowances for the whole duration of the program.
In order to save time in the evaluation stage, it would be worthwhile to be as comprehensive in detail as possible in your submission of proposal.
Hidup UMNO
PPSMI dimansuh
08/07/2009 2:37pm
PUTRAJAYA 8 Julai - Dasar Pengajaran dan Pembelajaran Sains dan Matematik dalam bahasa Inggeris (PPSMI) dimansuhkan.
Keputusan Kabinet itu diumumkan Timbalan Perdana Menteri, Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin di sini hari ini.
- Utusan
Ini baru lah jadi parti yang memperjuang kehendak rakyat..
08/07/2009 2:37pm
PUTRAJAYA 8 Julai - Dasar Pengajaran dan Pembelajaran Sains dan Matematik dalam bahasa Inggeris (PPSMI) dimansuhkan.
Keputusan Kabinet itu diumumkan Timbalan Perdana Menteri, Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin di sini hari ini.
- Utusan
Ini baru lah jadi parti yang memperjuang kehendak rakyat..
Sunday, July 05, 2009
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